All Jobs.
Every Indian profession, roasted with love. Click any card for the full file: salary reality, backdoor truth, supportive note, in English and Telugu.
ప్రతి ఉద్యోగం యొక్క నిజం ఇక్కడ ఉంది. చదవండి, పంచుకోండి, మేల్కొనండి.
#01
💻
Software Engineer
"Stack Overflow nunchi copy-pese artist"
CTC: ₹18 LPA (on paper) • ₹40k in hand
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#02
📊
MBA Graduate
"PowerPoint ki Picasso"
CTC: ₹25 LPA CTC • ₹0 financial literacy
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#03
🧾
Chartered Accountant
"Tax ki terror, kani self ki victim"
CTC: ₹12 LPA average • 14-hour days guaranteed
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#04
🏛️
Government Employee
"Permanent seat, permanent tea break"
CTC: ₹45k + pension + respect + free electricity
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#05
🩺
Doctor (MBBS/MD)
"Stethoscope ki slave, patient ki bhagavanthudu"
CTC: ₹80k PG stipend • ₹2 crore dream
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#06
🏗️
Civil Engineer
"India build chesthunnav, self-respect break chesthunnav"
CTC: ₹25k starting • Site lo dhooli free
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#07
📈
Data Scientist
"Excel ki fancy peru"
CTC: ₹22 LPA • 90% time data cleaning
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#08
📱
Content Creator / Influencer
"Reels ki raja, rent ki raja kuda"
CTC: ₹0 fixed • ₹∞ potential
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#09
🚀
Startup Founder
"CEO of a 2-BHK"
CTC: ₹0 salary • ₹10cr valuation (imaginary)
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#10
📚
Teacher / Professor
"Minds shape chesthunnav, bank break chesthunnav"
CTC: ₹25k private • ₹80k govt (if lucky)
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